My favorite thing about museums is that they don't judge me the way libraries do. So what if I checked out the same picture book about sharks fifty-three times in a row? Leave me alone, lonely widow librarian! At least I don't go home every night to tend to a sad collection of porcelain parakeets! Anyway, the next episode of Ugly Americans features a museum exhibit about manbirds, which is a creature that's like what you would get if you combined a man with a pigeon (I thought that's what you combined to get homeless people?) Let's watch the clip!

Ugly Americans airs tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c, right after an all-new South Park.