Is it really next week already? It feels like it was last week just three days ago. Oh well. At least we've got another week of all-new Daily Shows to momentarily distract us from the fact that time will continue to march forward mercilessly and unrelentingly until we all die. Let's hear it for small victories!
Monday, December 6
*Just kidding. General Hugh Shelton does not hesitate AT ALL, you stupids.
Tuesday, December 7
Wednesday, December 8
Michelle Williams: Academy Award-nominated actor whose latest film, Blue Valentine, charts the course of a contemporary marriage over several years — like 500 Days of Summer, but without the horseshit understanding of space-time.
Thursday, December 9
James Franco: Actor, director and screenwriter currently starring in 127 Hours, the best movie about a dude sawing through his own arm you'll see all year.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.