Is it really next week already? It feels like it was last week just three days ago. Oh well. At least we've got another week of all-new Daily Shows to momentarily distract us from the fact that time will continue to march forward mercilessly and unrelentingly until we all die. Let's hear it for small victories!

Monday, December 6

Hugh Shelton: Retired Army general whose new memoir, Without Hesitation, recounts pivotal events from his 40 years in the service, with only the slightest, occasional hesitation.*

*Just kidding. General Hugh Shelton does not hesitate AT ALL, you stupids.

Tuesday, December 7

Seth Green: Actor, writer and creator of Adult Swim's Robot Chicken, best known for its elaborate parodies of an obscure 70s sci-fi movie.

Wednesday, December 8

Michelle Williams: Academy Award-nominated actor whose latest film, Blue Valentine, charts the course of a contemporary marriage over several years — like 500 Days of Summer, but without the horseshit understanding of space-time.

Thursday, December 9

James Franco: Actor, director and screenwriter currently starring in 127 Hours, the best movie about a dude sawing through his own arm you'll see all year.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.