Listen. Do you hear that? It's the sound of comedians fine-tuning their best hairpiece zingers, because in early 2011, Donald Trump is going to get roasted.

The dais, Roastmaster and other finer details will be announced in the coming months, but right now, I can tell you that the event will tape on March 9 and will air sometime in the Spring. Not only that, but this Roast brings the franchise back to New York City for the first time since 2005.

Asked about participating in the Roast, Trump said, "I'll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me." Good one, Donald Trump.

Anyway, keep refreshing this blog 24 hours-a-day from now until March 9 for all the latest updates.