After I found out Jessica Alba's nude scene in Machete was all CGI, I really don't know what to believe anymore. I mean, she's in this MTV Europe parody by comedian Paul W. Downs, but is she really? For all we know, there isn't and has never been a real Jessica Alba, and her entire existence has been sophisticated Hollywood trickery as predicted in that documentary S1m0ne.

The Paul Downs Syndrome will be playing at the UCB NY on Monday, December 27th.

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