Last week I was getting my wisdom from a Deepak Chopra newsletter and a cracked Magic 8 Ball. This week I went to a meet and greet with Bobby Bottleservice where he gave me a free poster, t-shirt and sage advice on clubs and Pauly Shore. Now I have a new vodka-infused guru. You can get your dose of Bobby, Fabrice Fabrice, El Chupacabra and Nick Kroll (the man behind it all) in Thank You Very Cool this Saturday.
Click past the jump for the rest of the interview and some promos and clips from the special. It would be very uncool if you missed it.
What is your personal motto?
Bobby Bottleservice's motto is very short and to the point, it's: "Be the person that you always wish that you could hope to become when it is that you are that person. You take a step back and say, 'Yeah, I'm doing it. And that I want to do it. And I'm gonna keep doing it as far as production deals go and having a number of companies interested and making it all happen and it's like, God willing. Praise to the, you know, rest in peace and just be that person.'" That's my motto.
You should put that on a letterhead.
I have it already written out with all the correct spelling.
What is your favorite kind of vodka?
My favorite vodka is a new vodka that I'm putting out. It's a cologne infused vodka you put on your neck and then it gets you drunk throughout the day as well as smelling like something cool like vodka.
What's it called?
I haven't figured it out yet. Let's call it "The Untitled Bobby B Vodka."
What's your favorite way to drink vodka?
My favorite way to drink vodka is mixed with Muscle Milk and Patron.
The Q&A continues below. And you can see more photos of Bobby Bottleservice on Jokes.com's Facebook page.
Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool premieres this Saturday, January 29 at 10/9c.
How do you get to the front of a line at a club? Any advice?
As far as getting through lines at clubs, the key is to not wait on line. It's like, go through the kitchen. Have you seen the best movie ever made Goodfellas? Besides Bio-Dome, that's the best movie. You know you go through the kitchen and so to circumvent that I now work in kitchens as a dishwasher.
What do you think happened to Pauly Shore's career?
Pauly's very cool. No disrespect to Pauly, very much respect Pauly Shore.
Where are you from originally?
I'm from everywhere. Hahaha, LOL!
Why should we watch Thank You Very Cool?
Oh, the Nick Kroll special Thank You Very Cool? As far as having very cool people on it like Nick Kroll doing stand-up, and then in addition to you got Bobby Bottleservice and the craft services coordinator Fabrice Fabrice and El Chupacabra the very cool announcer, and the Oh, Hello Boys with John Mulaney, and you have everything. It's like a Muppet Show but one man and no puppets and a lot more cursing.
How is it working with Nick Kroll?
I don't like Nick Kroll. I have very little respect for him, because he doesn't use violence when dealing with anger, and I find that to be weak. But I appreciate him giving me the opportunity to be on national televisions because I feel like that's where I'm supposed to be, like in front of the camera. I've got nine different production companies after my show right now.
How much can you bench?
(looks me up and down)
Like two of you. Hahaha.