You can always trust a man with a beard: Santa Claus, Rasputin, ZZ Top. Also on my list is stand-up Kyle Kinane, a bearded man with a Comedy Central Presents premiering Friday, February 25 at 11/10c. He covers some hard hitting topics, including rooting for your knight at Medieval Times, buying back your own clothes at a thrift store and the non-miracle of birth. Read his interview below, click past the jump for a preview from his special, and enjoy the facial hair.

How do you like your coffee/women/men?
Free.

What did you dream about last night?
I was doing one-armed pushups on a sidewalk by the grocery store. Nobody was impressed.

What is your spirit animal?
My spirit animal is still me but with laser eyes. Not lasers that kill but the kind that kittens chase, because everywhere I'd look, kittens would be going crazy.

Which subject were you best at in grade school?
Art, English.

What is your breakfast of champions?
Lately, hard-boiled eggs with Sriracha.

What do you do when you are not doing comedy?
Plotting.

Comedy Central Presents Kyle Kinane premieres Friday at 11/10c, followed by Comedy Central Presents Matt Fulchiron.