Last week, Apple unveiled the new iPad 2, and as with the iPhone and the first iPad, Stephen Colbert wants one so bad he can taste it (it tastes like apples and Steve Jobs's beard). I can definitely see the appeal, but I'm probably going to wait for the iPad 3. I heard it's going to have a built-in time-machine, so you can immediately travel ahead a year and buy the iPad 4.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.
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