These days, everyone has an opinion about Charlie Sheen. The Sentinelese people of the Andaman Islands are considered to be the most isolated humans in the world, rejecting technology and all contact with the outside world, and even they can't stop talking about how bonkers he is. In fact, about the only one who hasn't chimed in yet is a real tiger-blooded Vatican assassin warlock… until now.

Last I heard, there was still no word from Adonis.