As you know, people all over the world are just bursting with anticipation over the upcoming Royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, former star of the hit reality series Jon & Kate Plus 8. Personally, I'm going to wait for the American remake of the nuptials, because I'm still cross about that whole burning down the White House debacle, but Stephen Colbert is pumped. So on last night's Colbert Report (or as it's called in England, The Coulbert Repourt) he met with an expert on British stuff for some advice on sporting a stiffy and taking high tea.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.