The one good thing about it taking so many years to finally kill Osama bin Laden is it gave us plenty of time to work on our Osama-is-dead jokes. Unfortunately for me, all of the punchlines to my Osama jokes hinged on Prince William being single. Ain't that always the way?
Members of the comedy community were luckier than me though, and they've been tweeting Osama zingers at a breakneck pace for the last several hours. Here's a roundup of some of the best ones: