Thanks to the handiwork of Sidecar Comedy over at Atom.com, it's now instantly clear that all great coming-of-age stories hold within them the potential to be hilariously awkward if they just keep on aging.

We can only hope that this video will inspire more unsettling, lol-worthy sequels like Superbad Credit Score and Dog Catcher in the Rye Playland Historic Amusement Park. You may want to consider watching the John Hughes classic one last time before diving into this clip, because it effectively crushes the film's whimsy as swiftly as one ought to crush the use of the term "whimsy."