At long last, the new season of Futurama premiered last night with two back-to-back new episodes. Of course, I don't need to tell you that, because you not only watched the episodes, you immediately rewound and rewatched them to find all the subtle jokes you missed. It's kind of weird that you still use a VCR.

Anyway, there were lots of great bits last night, but I'm particularly fond of Patton Oswalt as the Unattractive Giant Monster. And not just because I have body dysmorphic disorder.

Tune-in to "The Thurs-Dimension" Thursday with a new episode of Futurama at 10/9c followed by a new episode of Ugly Americans at 10:30/9:30c.