Video games are all kinds of fun, but have you ever stopped to consider that you yourself might be a video game character and everything you think is reality is really the sophisticated constructs of a video game? It would be sort of like Mortal Kombat but with better graphics, and instead of tearing out people's spines, you earn gold coins for watching Colbert Report videos about video games. Here comes the boss stage now. Finish it!
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