People always ask how I came to look so much like my pet, and to be honest, it was just serendipity. I went down to the pound, and they just happened to have a stray out-of-shape pasty guy in his 30s with anxiety issues up for adoption. It's not that easy for some people to look like their pets though. Luckily, Jon Benjamin has them covered.
An all-new Jon Benjamin Has a Van airs tonight at 10:30/9:30c.