Everyone knows Spider-Man's famous lady loves. There's Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy and of course, Peter Parker's single least amount-of-times-died-and-then-came-back-to-life girlfriend Kristen Schaal.
I did just find out I went on a date with Andrew Garfield, who is the new Spider-Man. He was in the crowd when we did it at the Soho theatre in London and he got randomly selected and then won through the tests and I went on a date with him. But I didn't realise – it was sort of before he broke, it was before The Social Network – and it was all a blur to me. But that was exciting to find out. He's cute, I'm sorry it didn't work out.
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