You may have watched the premiere of The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen last night, but you didn't see it uncensored. I consider myself something of an expert lip-reader, so I thought I knew what they were talking about under the bleeps, but after seeing these uncensored clips, I now realize the Roasters weren't repeatedly saying "fog" and "fogging." I thought it was weird that humidity jokes were going over so well.
We begin with the guest of honor:
More NSFW clips can be found after the jump. And you can catch an encore presentation of the #SheenRoast tonight at 12:30am/11:30c.