It's the most wonderful time of the year! Halloween is the only day you can dress up like a slutty, cowboy zombie and eat candy for dinner, and no one is allowed to judge you (unless of course they are dressed up as a judge. A slutty judge.) Comedians are tweeting up a storm about the scariest day of the year (besides Labor Day, the day every woman on Earth goes into labor), so here's a roundup of some of our favorite Halloween tweets…