by Mike Henneberger

You've taken investment advice from him as the voice of the E-Trade baby on those creepy commercials, so why not get Pete Holmes's take on issues like Facebook conspiracies and being a childless "Fun Dad?" On November 15, Comedy Central Records will release Pete's debut digital album Impregnated with Wonder. No telling whether or not, once born, his "wonder" will be able to tell you which stocks to buy or sell, but the album is guaranteed to be funny. This year, Variety named Pete one of the Top Ten Comics to Watch, an award only slightly more prestigious than his number-one spot on Baby Forbes's Most Powerful Babies list.

Here are a few reasons (other than this particular blog post) why Pete Holmes hates the internet.

And here’s Pete talking about a much wiser investment than Wall Street: the lottery.

Impregnated with Wonder drops on November 15. Until then, you can get more of Pete Holmes with clips from his Comedy Central Presents.