I never go to the gym, partially because communal showers give me panic attacks, but mostly because I'm planning on getting really rich and paying to have my doughy muscles swapped with those of a fitness-conscious street urchin. As JB Smoove observes in this clip from his new special That's How I Dooz It though, there are plenty of other reasons to avoid the gym.

JB Smoove: That's How I Dooz It premieres Saturday at 10/9c. And you can see more JB when he hosts Russell Simmons Presents: The Ruckus, premiering next Thursday, January 26.