Did you know some mayflies live and die within the time-span of a single Full House episode. And not one of the two-parters starring The Beach Boys, one of the boring ones about Comet. My point is, we should all spend our precious time on important things, like watching Nick Vatterott and Joe Mande run through their half hour sets in preparation for their upcoming specials.

They'll both be performing at Comedy Central Corporate Retreat next Monday, February 20 at 8pm at the UCBeast Theater. Tickets are only $5. Click here to make a reservation. Here's a taste of both comics…