If you're like me, you watched The Colbert Report late last week and just assumed Florida had decided to have another primary and Mitt Romney won again. But the truth is, the show was in reruns for a couple days while Stephen tended to other matters. Well, rumors quickly swirled, and upon returning to the show last night, Stephen took a moment to quell some of the unsubstantiated codswallop.

You'll notice he quite conspicuously neither confirmed nor denied that he was actually off saving Milwaukee from an invasion of space yetis.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.