There are those who put their trust in the Federal Reserve, and there are those who insist we return to the gold standard. Then there are folks like me who know our economic woes can only be solved by converting to a Flooz-based economy. But wherever you stand, you cannot deny that gold continues to be among the hottest commodities. And this Wednesday on an all-new South Park titled Cash for Gold, Eric Cartman is jumping on the gold bandwagon by starting a show on the gemstones network. Here's a preview:

South Park airs Wednesday at 10/9c followed by an all-new Ugly Americans.