Rob Delaney already has the Speedo-iest avatar on Twitter award locked up, but can he also take home the Funniest Person on Twitter prize at this year's Comedy Awards? Well, that's up to the you, the voters. Check out all the nominees here and vote for your favorite. In the meantime, here are a few recent gems from @RobDelaney:
I'm not saying I sing EXACTLY like Pavarotti, but with the lights out, after some wine, you'd have difficulty distinguishing our farts.
My gym membership was revoked today. Apparently the female clientele had nicknamed me "The Stare-Master (with a huge boner)"
I'm wearing a Red Sox shirt & a Red Sox hat, but get this: I'm not on the Red Sox; I'M JUST SOME ASSHOLE.
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