Statistics have proven that individuals who attend two or more years of college earn higher salaries, have better credit ratings and get yelled at significantly less, at least in the universe Paul F. Tompkins inhabits:
"What's a matter with you, bozo?! You too good for college?! Huh?! Get out of my sight! Go on, go! To college!" Yeah, that's about how it went down in my household. Thanks for the motivation, mom.
Paul F. Tompkins: Laboring Under Delusions premieres Saturday at 11/10c.