We've all heard the unfair stereotype that black people talk loudly during movies, but do you know who really talk loudly during movies? Children! How am I supposed to to learn how to train my dragon with all the kids in the theater laughing and cheering during the screening of How to Train Your Dragon? At least if Key & Peele had been in the theater I actually would have learned something…

An all-new Key & Peele airs tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c after Tosh.0.

Back in November, we discovered Marc Jacobs tattooed Cartman's dolls onto his arm. And now, he's using his South Park fandom for the greater good. The Marc Jacobs clothing company is selling South Park T-shirts featuring Cartman, Butters and Randy to benefit the NYU Skin Cancer Institute. It's kind of like when Cartman founded the Crack Baby Athletic Association except the complete opposite. Here's a video of a special window display being set-up at a Marc Jacobs store in New York.

Don't miss your one chance to do a charitable deed AND wear clothing (Usually, you have to be naked to be a good person)! You can buy the shirts here.

If you've ever taken an improv class, you know the basic rules:

1.) Say no to everything your teammates say.
2.) And that's it.

Keegan-Michael Key went on Conan last night to demonstrate how to glom, undulate and mime. After watching the video, you'll be ready to audition for a Harold team, which, as we all know, is a group of guys named Harold who watch you undress.

There's more of Keegan's interview after the jump.

Key & Peele airs Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c after Tosh.0.

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The first time I met my best friend, it was pretty awkward. I was crying hysterically and covered in blood. She was sweating and exhausted, because she'd just finished giving birth to me. Believe it or not though, there are plenty of people with friends who are not their mother. Take Jon Stewart for instance. Many recurring Daily Show guests, dubbed "friends of the show," were not connected to him via an umbilical chord. Here's the first appearance from Bill O'Reilly, who's returned to the show several times since.

For me, be sure to check out this collection of first appearances by The Daily Show's favorite recurring guests.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Crying at Key & Peele!!!!! Lmaoooo

— Runa Lucienne (@RunaLucienne) February 3, 2012

Is it a good thing or a bad thing when you make a former Playboy bunny cry?

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Key & Peele airs Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c after Tosh.0.

Robots are a modern marvel that excite the world's imagination. But you know what's even more exciting? The miracle of turning wood pulp into paper! Redditor vanillacustard Cubeecraft combined the two to make a 3D paper cut-out of Bender. Now you'll be the coolest kid on the block, holding up your paper bender and making it say things like, "Kiss my shiny, printer paper ass!"

After the jump, I've posted what the little guy will look like once complete.

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Usually corporate retreats are held in a cabin in the mountains or by the lake. It's not often they're held in black-box theater noted for it's legendary improv troupes, but this isn't your grandma's corporate retreat! We're bringing in the best comics and you're invited! The show's on Monday, February 6 at 8pm at the UCB Theater. Click here to make reservations.

Here's the line-up, with a little taste of what they do…

Host: Seth Herzog

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Did you miss the premiere of Key & Peele last night because you were too busy going to the club? You know, the club for dancing and talking to members of the opposite sex? I was really busy doing that too with my friends, which isn't what I call my stuffed animals. So if you're like me, and you weren't at home wearing Marvin the Martian pajamas watching the premiere of Key & Peele, you must be really glad that the full episode is online now.

(Click on image to watch the full episode)

Key & Peele airs Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c after Tosh.0.

My grandma always said, "You don't look a gift horse in the mouth." It had less to do with the common saying and more to do with the fact that she was terrified of gift horses. "Their mouth is where they hold their evil!" she'd say.

The point is, free tickets to Amy Schumer's pilot taping is one gift horse you can totally look in the mouth and go like, "Hey, this is a pretty great gift horse!"

The show tapes Wednesday at 1pm and 3pm. You must live in or near New York to apply. Your laugh can be on TV! That's almost like being famous. Click here for more details.

January is almost over. Winter is halfway through and change is in the air. People were born and people died. Flowers wilted and seedlings sprouted. Girls became women and boys became men. Boyz II Men changed their names to Men II Old Guyz. I finally got my period. And the final week of voting for Comedy Central's Stand-Up Month came to an end.

Here are the winners, along with the times their specials will air tonight:

Amy Schumer: 9/8c

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