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This Fox News poll is headlined "Does Barack Obama Get Better Treatment by the Press."
I'm assuming they mean "better treatment than John McCain," not "better
treatment than Lindsay Lohan," although that is certainly a question
worth asking, if we are being fair and balanced.
At any rate, buried deep in the .pdf of the poll results -- but not
mentioned in the accompanying story -- is this gem of a question...
Some people believe Barack Obama, despite his professed
Christianity, is secretly a Muslim. Others say that is just a rumor and
Obama really is a Christian as he says, and point out he's attended a
Christian church for years. What do you believe -- is Obama a Muslim or
a Christian?
Muslim: 10%
Christian: 57%
I guess the remaining 33% think Barack Obama is Jewish. Which kinda makes sense.
If you enjoyed Reality Bites Back's take on the celebrity-bachelor genre last night and are in a fit of violent rage because you demand more, you can go ahead and put down your smasher-upper and relax. We've got four uncensored outtakes from last night's show ready for your wild bloodshot eyes.
Jimmy Dore's one-hour stand-up special Citizen Jimmy debuts on Comedy Central August 1 at 11pm, and to get you excited we've got three new installments of the exclusive web series Politibits. First up, Jimmy offers his two cents on the paradoxical Log Cabin Republicans. Enjoy!
Usually we have two or three Between the Breaks clips from Mind of Mencia each week, but this week there are four. How did that happen? Well, I wasn't going to tell you, but I traded my prized pocket watch for them. What's that you say? You traded your computer to get me a new watch chain? Wow, you got ripped off.
