Dangle and Junior find themselves dangling in the wind.

The Rolling Stones teach Carlos that drugs keep you alive for a long time, when used appropriately.

What do animals really want? Less Ashton Kutcher, for one thing...

Catch Carlos TONIGHT on FSN's "Best Damn Sports Show Period" at 10:30 pm (ET/PT).  That's Fox Sports Network for the non-frat boys out there.

Comedians Todd Levin and Bob Powers host the immensely popular monthly comedy reading show "How To Kick People." Tonight's show's theme is "Missed Connections," and features guests Jon Friedman, Ophira Eisenberg, and Jonathan Ames, among others. Information:

Show: How To Kick People: Missed Connections
Date: Tonight, 8/31/05
Time: 7:30pm
Price: $8
Place: Mo Pitkins, 32 Avenue A, New York City
More information: HowToKickPeople.com

Cross your fingers that you can get tickets to the September 9th show at Juvie Hall in New York City - The Apiary reports that Stephen Colbert is the surprise guest!