We love the website Overheard in New York, which posts daily bits of overheard conversations sent in by readers. But we're also comedy nerds here at the CC Insider, so when we saw this today:

Preppy boy #1: Look at that wino eating grapes.
Preppy boy #2: So.
Preppy boy #1: Someone should tell him he has to wait.

--3rd between 38th & 39th

We had to point out that, although someone in New York may have overheard someone else saying that, it's still a classic Mitch Hedberg joke.

More Mitch Hedberg here and here.