Another item from the gift suggestion desk is Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir, the lonely primate's reflection on life, parental abandonment and the dangers of peach schnapps. It's the follow-up to the equally poignant In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot, also by cartoonist Graham Roumieu, and features such chestnuts as: "Me once believe in good. Now, no. World go sh*t, like Bigfoot screenwriting career."