In unintentional comedy news, Patrick Swayze, the original Ghostface Killah, is working on a hip-hop album. AllHopHop.com reports that the actor/musician ("She's Like The Wind") is experimenting with “rap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.” Let's hope it matches Pat Boone's In a Metal Mood for sheer entertainment value.

It's been a good month for white rap, what with the web phenomenon of Lazy Sunday, nee "The Chronicles of Narnia Rap," pegged by Slate.com's Josh Levin as the possible savior of hip-hop.