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* No,
your mom is fat.
* That's not very nice. You should be ashamed of yourself.
* You take that back.
* The reason my mother is so heavy is that she has Cushing's syndrome, a disorder of the adrenal glands which leads to excess cortisol secretion. I told you that already.
* My mother's a saint.
* Your right, my mom is kind of dumb. But I love her anyway.
* If you ever utter another unkind word about my mother, so help me God, I will cut you with a rusty tin can lid.
* Oh yeah?
* You're just jealous because I have a mother. Yours died four years ago. Ha!
* I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was watching
this weird ass video made by the guys who wrote that book
Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man. Dude, this is so weird, you should check it out.
Recent Comments
Dude, that's my dad!
Posted by eric campbell | May 14, 2006 12:06:02 AM
that was yo mama?
Posted by Emmanuel | May 15, 2006 9:16:44 PM
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Posted by | May 19, 2006 8:09:55 PM
hi
Posted by Emmanuel | May 20, 2006 1:37:04 PM
that was so lame do you have anything better im getting bored oh wait im used to that with your mom cause when im with her i always say im bored i dont feel anything
Posted by | May 24, 2006 4:30:10 PM
that was corney as crap give me a lil bit more dang i'm black and that still sucked
Posted by jordash | May 31, 2006 9:00:48 AM
Wth?
That is pathetic...
I'd insult you, but you're probably not bright enough to notice!
Posted by Ellie | Jun 8, 2006 4:50:46 PM
Woah ok u lot are lame!
i no way more insults than that, like i know how many hairs are on yo mamas ass!
Oh btw i saw yo mama swimming the other day,(hard to miss) she looked like Shamo drownin! i had to walk 10 miles to get away from it, 8 of those miles where around yo mama!
Posted by Parv | Jun 14, 2006 5:21:55 PM
These "hilarious" comebacks need to be revised. I didn't think any of themwere close to making a smile!
Posted by Madi | Jun 21, 2006 1:20:50 PM
Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil
Posted by The Best Yo Momma Jokes | Jun 25, 2006 8:25:52 PM
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out her pockets.
Posted by Ang | Jul 7, 2006 9:57:55 PM
that was Lame. Sorry.
Posted by Jess | Aug 10, 2006 8:45:24 PM
WHY DO YOU GO TO AN ABOs GARARGE SALE
TO GET YOUR STUFF BACK
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
From Zac
Posted by | Aug 18, 2006 10:32:54 PM
Your mamma blood tipe is ragoon
Posted by aidan | Aug 21, 2006 6:06:01 PM
ur mom is so fat when she went 2 the movie theatre she sat by every 1
Posted by kdawg | Aug 27, 2006 3:36:18 AM
you're mommas so fat when she cut her leg gravy pored out! ur mommas so stupid she talks into a envolope to send a voice message!
Posted by Amali | Sep 7, 2006 8:26:03 AM
these are so god damn lame that last one is funny though
Posted by | Sep 7, 2006 8:27:39 AM
na m8 dont talk bout ya self lyk dat its not good
Posted by Jess da mess | Sep 8, 2006 10:02:04 PM
yo mama's like a bungee cord: 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if the rubber breaks, your dead
Posted by ben | Sep 15, 2006 12:46:05 PM
yo mama's like a screen door: after a few bangs she tends to loosen up
Posted by ben | Sep 15, 2006 12:47:41 PM
yo mama's so stupid i told her to put on some head and shoulders shampoo and she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head hahahahha
Posted by ben | Sep 15, 2006 12:48:40 PM
yo mama should be locked up, cause everytime she moons people they turn into werewolfs
Posted by ben | Sep 15, 2006 12:49:54 PM
mine are good but those were lame heres a good comeback: hey keep my mom out of this and i'll keep mine out of your mom
Posted by ben | Sep 15, 2006 12:51:38 PM
hahahha the last couple comments were mine as u can see they are all by ben. heres another one: yo mama's like an escalater.... i'm up and down her all day
Posted by ben | Sep 15, 2006 12:53:39 PM
lol here's another good come back: yah your joke was good but not nearly as good as your mom was last night
Posted by ben | Sep 15, 2006 12:54:47 PM
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