In this installment of pre-July 4 Colbert Report video wranglin', we got monkey butter, a Star Jones shout-out and an expert on adult regressive behavior.

Every time you...you know, Uncle Sam gets a piece of the action.

Tell it to the judge, by which Stephen means the President.

Meet the Harriet Tubman of fireworks.

In solidarity with Star Jones, Stephen will be leaving his show . . .for a week.

Stephen tells Rejuvenile author Christopher Noxon when to bring the hammer down.