* Drink responsibly

UPDATE: UM, OOPS! OUR BAD!!!

As mentioned in the comments, this list of observations apparently came from Mad Magazine (issue 467, apparently.) Our publishing it was the result of a misunderstanding - when a coworker emailed this as a drinking game to everyone (just for fun) and said ("made with heavy, and I stress heavy contribution from Mad Magazine"), we thought he meant that Mad Magazine had invented TV show drinking games or something, not that he actually got this list from Mad! We are very sorry. We hope you believe that we would never actually steal.We promise to be less retarded in the future.

We know others have made Daily Show Drinking Games, but have they done it on the official Comedy Central Blog? No, they have not.

And have they solicited their readers to send in suggestions for completing the game? Maybe they have, we don't know because we didn't want to read other versions before we made ours.

So, in the interest of making a comprehensive Daily Show Drinking Game, let's start with some suggestions for Jon Stewart. Take a drink every time Jon:

Says "Ehhhh… Not so much."

Says "Awk-ward."

Says "Nicely done."

Does his "Heh-heh-heh" Bush impression.

Shouts "Damn you!" at ceiling camera.

Says "You just blew my mind."

Makes an out-of-nowhere Jewish reference.

Says in a Foghorn Leghorne voice, "I said good DAY, suh"

Does some exaggerated chin stroking.

Does some exaggerated circular nipple stroking.

Pretends to mop his brow with his tie.

Imitates a comedian who 96% of Comedy Central’s audience has never actually seen, whether it’s his B-minus Jerry Lewis, his C-minus Woody Allen or his D-plus Johnny Carson.

Mentions his kids in an interview with someone who also has kids.

Now, it's your turn: send an email to ccinsider@comedycentral.com with your suggestions for the entire show - Jon, the correspondents, field pieces, interviews, everything. With your help, we can make the best Daily Show Drinking Game ever. It's what the world needs now.