This "morning" , I ordered my usual breakfast at Hebrew National Deli. Two eggs sunny-side up, home-fried potatoes, whole wheat toast, and a small coffee. I say "morning" because it was around 11:30AM which technically is before noon but it shouldn't be considered morning.

When my meal appeared, I was appalled at what I saw. It was 75% correct. No home-fried potatoes were available, so they had substituted french fries instead without informing me. Are they out of their mind? Who eats french fries with their eggs?!

I only eat cube-shaped potatoes for breakfast, elongated rectangular prism-shaped potatoes at lunch, and ellipsoidal-shaped potatoes at dinner.

Cylindrical-shaped potatoes are special because they can be served at lunch OR dinner.

Idiots! Its extremely important to know what geometric shape you are allowed to eat depending on the position of the Sun.

(Tomorrow: 10 Reasons Why Dan was a Virgin Until He was 19)