Forget the Emmys, the real action last night was at the official Comedy Central Emmy after-party. We asked comedian Michelle Biloon to take her camera and her partner in crime Sari Karplus to the party and report back -- our only rule was that Michelle send us her report while still tipsy. The carb-tastic results after the jump.

After an hour-long dry spell, we have our first verifiable celeb...Cedric Yarbrough from Reno 911!

We were caught stealing...breadhanded. (that rhymes with redhanded)  we were reprimanded. (That rhymes with both breadhanded and redhanded.)

After fighting off the man, we managed to escape with our coveted loaf of bread.  Delicious!

Stephen Colbert may not have won an Emmy but he did win the chance to be in this awesome picture.

Not to be outdone, Jon Stewart, Emmy winner, gets his picture taken with the blog squad.

We switched Jon's Emmy with the loaf of bread.  He doesn't seem to notice.

Here I am testing the rumor that the Emmy is made of chocolate.

I am trying to tell Cedric Yarbrough that he has cupcake on his teeth.

At this point, I am so drunk that I tried to answer the bread.

Drunk, beaten down and with contraband...we call it a night.

(You can listen to Michelle's comedy at her website, Biloon.com.)