Today, Five jokes you can tell the kids.

1. A pair of antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding was a little long, but the reception was excellent.

2. Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

3. Q. What's the difference between your homework and an onion?
A. Nobody cries when you cut up your homework.

4. Q: What do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: Take him for a drag.
Q: What do you call him?
A: Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.

5. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
We adopted.
We adopted who?
We adopted you!

Okay. Maybe not that funny. But My interview with "Tom Cruise" totally is.