Physics can explain everything, like why pole-dancing is a bad choice for a drunk girl in three-inch heels.

From Popular Science:

"Consider the body of the body in question. After a quick shake of the head right and left, she leans backward to begin her rotation around the pole. Her pivot points include her right hand, held fast to the pole, and her left foot (disastrously clad, we will soon learn, in three-inch heels). She now has a sizeable amount of angular momentum moving counterclockwise around the pole, and this can be halted only by an external force."

Who is at fault? The parents.