Did you know you are "this close" to a one-on-one Todd Barry experience? His Relatively Big Fall Tour begins this week in Tucson, AZ. You can see all the dates here, and you can find some delicious comedy nuggets on Todd Barry's Official Website. Like these Great Todd Barry Quotes:

"I was thinking about buying a new paper shredder."
-- Todd Barry, on the possibility of buying a new paper shredder

"I haven't seen Kenneth Branagh in a movie lately."
-- Todd Barry, on not seeing Kenneth Branagh in a movie lately

"I have a podiatrist appointment at 2."
-- Todd Barry, on the time of his podiatrist appointment

and

"I like Cilantro, but you don't have to."
-- Todd Barry, on his tolerant view of cilantro

Here are the October tour dates:

Oct 25	Club Congress	TUCSON AZ
Oct 26	Modified Arts	PHOENIX AZ
Oct 27	Casbah	SAN DIEGO CA
Oct 28	Hemlock Tavern	SAN FRANCISCO CA
Oct 30	WOW Hall	EUGENE OR
Oct 31	The Triple Door	SEATTLE WA

Check Todd's MySpace page for November and December dates.