Sure the trailer for the new movie "Blades of Glory" with Will Ferrell and Jon Heder looks funny in a "dudes-in-tights-sticking-their-junk-in-each-other's-faces-whilst-precariously-perched-upon-ice" kind of way, and of course we intend to see it, but a freak Google incident today yielded the cast list of the movie, and it seems to contain many elements of a comedy nerd's wet dream:

Will Ferrell... Chazz
Jon Heder...  Jimmy
Will Arnett... Stranz
Amy Poehler... Fairchild
Jenna Fischer... Katie
Nick Swardson... Hector
Sasha Cohen... Herself (let's just pretend it's Sasha Baron going DEEP undercover)
Rob Corddry... Bryce
Andy RIchter... Mountie #1

In our current fantasy, Mountie #1 and Hector enjoy a forbidden love and are discovered by a curious Bryce, who is then caught by the supicious Katie. Sexy hilarity ensues...