I was just trying to remember some of my favorite edited-for-television movie quotes. You know, the ridiculous substitutes they use on TV in place of the curse words? These are the ones I could remember, and a few I found online. Tell us your favorites in the comments!!

Weird Science: "Well, my knees are halfway up my nose, but other than that, I'm perfect!"
[nuts, ass]

Total Recall: "Come back here, you steroid!"
["F@$k you, you @$$hole"]

The Usual Suspects: "Give me the keys you fairy godmother."
[rhymes with "plucking box trucker"]

(Speaking of box truckers,...)
The Exorcist: "Your mother sews socks in Hell!"

The Big Lebowski: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
[I think this one is clear]

Die Hard 2: "Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon."

Lethal Weapon: "This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real firing gun!"