Last week, at a dinner honoring Sir Howard Stringer, Adam Sandler impersonated the Sony CEO by reading some phony Penthouse forum letters:

"You won't believe what recently happened to me," read Sandler in a U.K. accent. "Last Friday, my mathematics teacher asked me to stay after school to wash the chalkboard. You can imagine my surprise when I walked into her classroom and found her completely naked reading The Wall Street Journal."

The next letter revealed the true inspiration behind the Blu-ray data storage disks, a system Sony has quickly integrated into its electronic lines.

"I am currently serving in the United States armed forces in Vietnam," wrote the fictional Stringer. "Me and my mates were enjoying some R&R in Saigon when we drunkenly stumbled into a house of ill-repute.

"I was left with a cross-eyed blond named Blu-ray. Suffice it to say, Blu-ray rocked my world. I made a promise to her right then that someday I would make the name Blu-ray famous throughout the world, even if it destroyed me." 

Remember when Adam Sandler was really dirty? I do. Click after the jump for some bawdy and NSFW classic Sandler.

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