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According to Google, Stephen Colbert is the Greatest Living American.
But Bush is no longer a "miserable failure" (I guess they waited for everyone's Great-Grandma to buy a computer and learn how to forward email before disabling that one.)
Congrats, Stephen, you have Giant Brass Balls!
(No Fact Zone has easy instructions for playing along on your own blog.)
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The corporation lied to we
Commandeering the hip-hop industry
I became a Public Enemy
Because of their Honesty
Big Daddy Kane said "Lean On Me"
Guru gave me poetry
Now all we hear is misogyny.
Bling Bling, Kristal, and Big Booty
Haunt the industry
Infused like crack in 1983
Marionette's puppeteering the artistry
No hope for a return to decency
Force-feeding us musical crack
To internally destroy the community
Don't you see?
Is anybody as stupified as ME?
Posted by CREED | Apr 19, 2007 6:06:54 PM
I'm currently the only Non-Colbert Living American on the First Page of Google Results, and I'm not quite ready to give up yet. I have been everywhere from number 2, to not in the top 100 in the last 3 days, and I will make number 1. I'm Coming for you C-Train. I may not have the Looks, the Fame, the Riches, or the legions of Followers, but.... Wow it really is stacked in your favor bear hater.
Posted by Brandon Wirtz is the Greatest Living American | Apr 22, 2007 3:51:31 PM
Troubling the Glass
At dawn a west wind troubles the still waters of an inland lake
Awakening the deep.
Splashes of light like silent shouts glare
across the water. They started in a straight forward
way to cross the lake in the gathering dark
but the wind rippled water broke up the
attack and smeared out the forces of light
into a undulating wedge.
Muddying the greens.
And always a mashed potato sky.
With some people it's the birds and the bees
but with you it's all buzzards and cane toads.
Posted by Poetry | May 26, 2007 2:10:45 PM
According to Google, Stephen Colbert is the Greatest Living American. 
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