On the perfect heroin movie

"But that's just the beginning of the shenanigans! Twenty-nine wrecked cop cars, a musical dream sequence set to Billy Squier's 'In the Dark,' a return-from-the-dead OD jump-up-and-gasp scene, and one love-crazed moose later, our two heroes have got to somehow buy back the reel of dailies, jury-rig a wedding between the runaway and the Christian P.A. and win a Transcendental Meditation contest.

"It's called Spikin'. I've already sold it to New Line, so hands off."

VICE Magazine, June 2007.