We've discussed how much hard time in the afterlife will be visiting anyone with associations to the Love Guru. Sadly, in a random collection of images posted innocently on MySpace, we're starting to see who will be spending 1000 years staring at Justin Timberlake's nether region for their association with Guru Pitka.

The Wutang Clan's punishment will be much like that of King Sisyphus, who was forced to roll a boulder up hill, only to have it fall down again once it reached the top. The Wu will attempt to stage a reunion for a show in Hell, only to have a member drop out/get killed or arrested right before going on stage.

And what of Paris Hilton? (answer after the jump)

Paris Hilton will spend eternity watching her own sex tape with the cast from Mystery Science Theater.