In today's Philebrity -- your only source for M. Night Shyamalan baby mama rumors -- a reader writes in with this nugget:

Any idea why I just saw Patton Oswalt in full mime white face and an Iggles jersery at the corner of 8th and Passyunk with a camera crew?

Actually, yes. And I'm forbidden to give details. But word has come down from our corporate overlords at Viacom that we are all expected to swear allegiance (you have not experienced exasperation until you have had to fill out all 59 pages of a corporate blood oath) to a highly secret operation called: King of Queens: The Orion Project. Let's just say that you will be seeing Patton Oswalt everywhere before too long.

How's that for furtive denial!