I have a real knack for looking on the bright side of situations. Like, whenever my house burns down, I think, "Hey, at least I had a house to have burn down in the first place. So many less fortunate people don't even have that. Not to mention all the money and the euphoric thrill that accompanies pulling off insurance fraud." Even still, I always had a tough time putting a positive spin on President Bush. Luckily, Sarah Silverman had no such difficulty.