If you're a fan of Grand Theft Auto, be it the video game or the actual crime, chances are you were too busy to watch The Daily Show last night. If so, you didn't see Aasif Mandvi's report on GTA IV direct from Liberty City:

Previously: Ricky Gervais to Appear in Grand Theft Auto IV

Today Daily Show correspondent Rob Riggle turns 38. Why not celebrate by watching some of Rob's greatest TDS hits? I know, great idea, right? And there's no better place to start than with the Marines in Berkley segment, which I'm told has now been streamed online more times than Jesus Christ.

More Riggle clips after the jump.

Strange but true, before he found fame as the Senior Middle East Correspondent on the Daily Show, Aasif Mandvi was a commercial actor (not that those are mutually exclusive, see: Hodgman, John) hawking Honey Nut Cheerios of all things. Hey, work is work! Check out Mr. Mandvi's bit here, courtesy of Sepia Mutiny. Yeah baby, whole grain indeed.

Jon and Sam break down Joe Lieberman's loss into language everyone can understand, new correspondent Aasif Mandvi brings fresh perspective to the Middle East Crisis and a Guinness editor tells you what NOT to send in this batch of videos.

Jon doesn't think "Hannity Sucks a##" will play in the primaries.

Jon offers his own "sports comparison" for Joe Lieberman's loss.

Samantha Bee extends Joe Lieberman's sports analogies into the world of dating.

Aasif Mandvi reassures us not to worry about the screams during the birth pangs of Middle Eastern democracy.

An editor from Guinness World Records implores the public not to send body parts.

Jon wonders if there's a safe word for the challenger of the self-immolation record.

Stephen demands an apology from Jon to Geraldo.