If you have a Facebook account, or know someone who does, then you know this to be true: Facebook is evil. This week, our Lewis Black's Root of All Evil-affiliated sextet of comic talent - Paul Mecurio, Julie Klausner, Al Jackson, Andres Du Bouchet, Michelle Buteau and Seth Herzog - weighs in on the pernicious evilness of 'social' 'networking.' Aren't they just scrabulous?!

Moral judgements from past weeks:
March Madness is Evil
The Elliot Spitzer Scandal is Evil
St. Patrick's Day is Evil

The Eliot Spitzer scandal may be old news by now, but we couldn't help weigh in on it anyway for our Lewis Black's Root of All Evil-affiliated Weekly Evil. Up yours, pundit-sphere! This week, Andres du Bouchet, Jackie Clarke, Eric Andre, Ryan Hamilton, Will Carlough and DC Benny weigh in on why giving one's wife hooker herpes is not so ethical.

Previously: St. Patrick's Day is Evil

...with Andres du Bouchet:

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Last night I went to Invite Them Up, the premiere weekly East Village comedy show (Wednesdays at RiFiFi). I also went to an art opening immediately beforehand, and managed to get pretty much totally trashed right before the show. I also wasn't planning on writing a show report, so I'm going to fill in as much information as possible from the Internet.

Last night's show was fantastic, one of those special nights when every single act really clicks. Highlights after jumping:

From comedian extraordinaire, Andres Du Bouchet:

Earlier: Super Aqua Lawyer Conference!

One of the neater aspects of this whole "internet thing" is that more and more comedians have chosen to use it as a way to test out their material before presenting it to an actual crowd of humanoids. NYC's own Andres Du Bouchet is one such comedian:

   * Here's a list of ten jokes Andres wrote last year.

   * And here's the resulting performance, courtesy of CC's own Clip Joint:

Catch Andres live every month at Moonwork in NYC. Or in the meantime, check out his ridiculous new online venture.

Just in time for the Oscars (Sunday) and the premiere of Season 3 of The Showbiz Show with David Spade (March 15), comes theshowbizshow.com, which includes a blog about those crazy celebrites! But if you're expecting a series of 'razzi photos with scrawled epithets and white nose-dots that are supposed to be drugs or semen or something, YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED, because they simply don't possess that kind of technology.

What you will get is constant blogging by the show's writers and performers, including David Spade himself, who will be live-blogging Sunday night's Oscars. And he already seems thrilled about it. (I think that's how we know it's really him.)

Theshowbizshow.com will be to the internet what the Showbiz Show is to TV -- the guy with the epiphany at the end of the all-night fame party who suddenly stands up and says "Dudes, this stuff turns everybody into assholes." Anyway, it's going to be good so add it to your RSS feed.

Also, how hot is Jessi Klein (who will also be blogging), and how much have you missed her since Season 2? I Netflixed The Lake House just to see if it was as ridiculous as she described it. Hint: it was.

The Oscar live-blogging starts at 7pm Eastern, 4pm Pacific.