There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who like Nick Swardson and those who like Osama bin Laden. While you consider which one you are, here's a music video Nick Swardson made about his teets[sic]:

I had to watch this three times to catch all the jokes. God bless you, HnP.

On last night's Report, Stephen and John Legend settled their argument over who loved Lady Liberty most the only way two thoughtful, reasonable crooners could have:

And, as in life, while the musician let fly with an impassioned, soulful plea -- in the end -- the win went to the man with the better graphics department.

This is, by far, the best appeal for environmentalism we've ever seen from a celebrity/comedian/musician with giant fan-blown hair.

And while you're feeling good about causes, why not check out Address the Mess -- because recycling old electronics is totally the taking your bags to the supermarket of February 29, 2008. 

Comedy troubadour Jonathan Coulton is bringing his unique (and hilarious) talents to multiple midwestern cities. Detailed info is on his website, but here's the schedule:

December 6 - Minneapolis
December 7 - Madison
December 8 - Chicago (two shows)
December 9 - St. Louis

Highly recommended!! Also, Jonathan recently made fun of Robert Redford on his blog, and it was funny: Robert Redford is Not a Native Speaker of English

It's kind of a long story, but if you watch How I Met Your Mother (aka "the only funny traditional sitcom on TV"), you'll get this web-only music video for a song about "Slapsgiving." (If you don't watch it, the explanation can be found here.) Anyway, it's funny anyway:

The cyber-phenomenon known as 2girls1cup is sort of like the web-video equivalent of 9/11. It's the most horrific, least-SFW thing ever to grace the vast tubes of the internet, it should have never been allowed to happen, and it will haunt us for years to come. Yet, like those tragic attacks of 2001, it has brought out some of the most shining examples of humanity. (If you don't know what it is, do NOT look for it, trust me!)

First came the countless funny reaction videos on Youtube. Then there's this hilarious and NSFW song by Jon LaJoie. It will make you laugh and will also tell you everything you need to know about 2g1c, so you will never have to watch it. And I cannot stress this enough: You should never, ever, ever, ever watch it. Ever.

Next, in the spirit of those aforementioned Youtube clips, comic Joe Rogan made his own reaction video. Keep in mind that this dude hosted Fear Factor for like eleventy seasons, so he's not easily disturbed. The language is NSFW.

And finally, from a somewhat unlikely source, singer John Mayer teamed with Best Week Ever's Sherrod Small for the quasi-sequel 2 Guys 1 Cup, which is surprisingly 100% SFW:

My friend and cohort Jeffrey Solomon has a strange talent for writing end credit raps. Here's one he Ludacris did for everyone's favorite holiday masterpiece, Fred Claus:

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