Usually we have two or three Between the Breaks clips from Mind of Mencia each week, but this week there are four. How did that happen? Well, I wasn't going to tell you, but I traded my prized pocket watch for them. What's that you say? You traded your computer to get me a new watch chain? Wow, you got ripped off.

I know you've read a lot of blog posts today with the phrase "Unpaid Midget" in the title. Believe me, I know. But of all of them, I guarantee this is the one you're most reading right now. So, what's the occasion? An all new Mencia Minute, of course.

We've got three new exclusive Between the Breaks clips to give you a glimpse into what goes on during the commercials on Mind of Mencia. First up, Carlos tells the audience what he'd do if he had a million dollars.

After the jump, Carlos talks about complaints from Jewish viewers and the joys of pyromania.

Have you heard about the racist monkey character that's sweeping Mexico? Carlos Mencia has, and it's the subject of this week's Mencia Minute.

If you missed last night's Mind of Mencia, you can get caught up with a clip after the jump.

Is watermelon nature's Viagra? According to science, it is, and science tells no lies, so watermelon is the topic of this week's Mencia Minute.

If you missed last night's Mind of Mencia, be sure to click past the jump for some clips from the show.

It's time for a new installment of the exclusive web-series Mencia Minute. This week, Carlos takes aim at the biggest song in the country.

For more Mencia, click past the jump and watch two brand new Between the Breaks segments.